do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
pray to the hookup gods
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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