I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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