Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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