Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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