Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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