Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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