Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
