You work out of a Hotel?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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