I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
never play flip cup with pint glasses
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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