just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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