what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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