so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
