dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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