Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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