don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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