i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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