Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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