He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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