it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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