UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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