First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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