i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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