well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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