I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
