worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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