i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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