Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
now i know why i became what i already was.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
