can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
