I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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