you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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