you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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