I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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