Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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