she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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