My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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