My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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