oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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