she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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