I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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