how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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