How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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