3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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