he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Two words: nipple clamps
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