Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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