Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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