four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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