hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
soo... how was my night?
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