do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
All I want is dick and wine.
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