no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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