I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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