If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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