I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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